Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

horsemen of the apocalypse

posted on August 29th   1,013 notes   via candyexorcist   Source
onemorepelican: I feel like you ought to be the official representative of Feminist Bald Eagles at this point. Another line for your resume.

rootbeerflotsam answered:

I want a damn embroidered patch that says Feminist Bald Eagle with a bad ass design that I will put on my cool guy jacket.

I know there are a ton of good artists following me. Who wants to design said patch?

Something like what the DEA has, you know? 

posted on August 28th   69 notes   via rootbeerflotsam



So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.


posted on August 28th   145,237 notes   via joshspeakswithwords   Source

"Game Journalism Ethics"


To counter the notion that the Zoe Quinn situation has anything to do with people being mad about the porous nature of video game reviewing—seriously, you need to stop.

The people compelled to make threats are not mad that they were gulled into liking a thing that they wouldn’t have liked otherwise. Or even knowing about a thing that they wouldn’t have otherwise. This is not about ethics in video gaming. If it were, you’d understand that harassment and threats are WAY more unethical than any supposed quid pro quo in reviews.

So here’s what they’re really mad about:

  1. They think women supposedly have some ‘pelvic wizardy’ that elevates them and their work ahead of actual merit. “Pussy before quality, yafeelme?” 
  2. So said dudes are mad that they themselves don’t get equal ‘awesome dick’ privileges and can’t “fuck their way to the top.”
  3. And also they are mad they themselves do not hold enough power to dole out fuck favors which would make them desirable in the the first place.

The patriarchy is a poisoned chalice, sons, and the quicker you learn that the better you will be for it, emotionally, spiritually, and yes sexually.

Stone truth—about a 100 (1000? one meeeeelion?) times more women have been sexually harassed out of nerd culture than have ever sexually climbed to the top of the mountain.

Final thought—I’ve been with the same person for 19 years now. When I found out the jilted ex dude who outed her had been with her for what, 6 months?, my initial thought was surely that was a typo or a joke. I’ve taken naps longer than 6 months.

posted on August 28th   227 notes   via rootbeerflotsam


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posted on August 28th   102 notes   via massiveanimal
darkcityfourthstreet: Shannon please, don't fall into the Zoe drama.

rootbeerflotsam answered:

Look, I’m not famous enough to attract negative attention too much for stating my opinions, nor am I famous enough to budge too many people’s views either. But I will say that other men not standing up when bro-dudes are being shitty is part of the problem with so many subcultures I’m part of. It needs to stop.

I don’t know Zoe Quinn, I’ve never played a game she’s made, I don’t  give a shit about what her supposed (total bullshit, btw) private and professional transgressions are. NOTHING could ever justify the amount of harassment she’s enduring.  That an immature person couldn’t handle his fee-fees without turning to the internet and launching this campaign gets me REALLY MAD. This coupled with the Anita Sarkeesian harassment in the SAME GODDAMN WEEK has me even MADDER. Coming hot off the heels of Ferguson, I am just about ready to hand in my straight white guy card.

I don’t, though, because renouncing my privilege doesn’t help anyone. Staying quiet doesn’t help anyone. Sometimes standing up for justice means you have to endure some lack of popularity. I don’t look to stick my nose where is doesn’t belong very often. But this is bigger than ‘drama.’ This is about addressing a subculture that in many quarters is filled with pain and fear and sickness in its heart. Nothing will get better without that being confronted with clear eyes.



With all the memes you have going on, I can’t understand how “Good Guy Shannon” isn’t one of them.

D’awwww. Thanks, shorty.

posted on August 28th   554 notes   via agent-iowa   Source

gosh dern it massiveanimal

Replace with your own answers and then tag 10 people.

  • Name: Becca
  • Nickname: Beck?? idek
  • Birthday: 7/09
  • Gender: cis!female
  • Sexuality: ladiesss
  • Height: 5’5”
  • Time zone: EST
  • What time and date is it there: 9:15AM 8/28/2014
  • Average hours of sleep I get a night: probably 7-8
  • Last thing I googled was: "mockingjay cast"
  • Most used phrase(s): "you are a/i am a/they are a piece of shit" (but really tho)
  • First word that comes to mind: "sleep" (i just woke upppp haha)
  • What I last said to a family member: "he likes to eat plastic" (to my mom about my sister’s cat lmfao)
  • One place that makes me happy and why: Gettysburg, PA and it was always a very frequent trip visit in my youth and it’s a really cute town
  • How many blankets I sleep under: just a sheet and/or a comforter unless it’s freezing
  • Favorite beverage(s): anything bubbly and cold pretty much
  • Last movie I watched in the cinema: guardians of the galaxy
  • Three things I can’t live without: internet, computer (for writing), my cat
  • A piece of advice to all my followers: “whenever writing an email, always put the “to” address in last, so you don’t accidentally send the email too soon” -the one good thing i learned from university SRSLY THIS HELPED ME SO MUCH WITH COMMUNICATION ANXIETY OKAY
  • You all have to listen to this song: Death is the Road to Awe - “The Fountain” OST

UHHH i hate spamming people with this sort of thing ummmm peachsss hoomie sensiblesidekick christianthor entropyking green-eggz-and-cam WHATEVERR

posted on August 28th   5 notes


  • Do not forget Michael Brown
  • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
  • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
  • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
  • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $200,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
  • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
  • Do not forget Ferguson 
posted on August 27th   151,713 notes   via green-eggz-and-cam   Source



Let us not forget that other, patriotic, non-Japanese meme I’m part of…

Shannon how much of the internet are you?

Like, .04% maybe?




Let us not forget that other, patriotic, non-Japanese meme I’m part of…

Shannon how much of the internet are you?

Like, .04% maybe?

posted on August 27th   412 notes   via rootbeerflotsam   Source









i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week


This entire post made me smile.

I’ve always loved this post ever since I saw it :) 

posted on August 27th   492,970 notes   via thepluralisphoenixii   Source
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